Saturday, September 3, 2011

The REAL story of Eiffel's Tower

Alexandre Eiffel: Mah confidontz, I haz created ze icon of gay Parie fer dez World'z Fairr!

Everyone else: Bravo! Bravo Eiffel! It iz magnificont, but izn't it ah wee'z bit... droopy?
Alexandre Eiffel: Droopy? Zis iz de directionz you told moi to do. Gay and free moving like we (oi...? lol) French are!
Everyone else: True, buuuuut we don't wantz an embarizment like Crystal Palace.
Alexandre Eiffel: Very well, but can I getz a raize-
Everyone else: NO!
Alexandre Eiffel: Okey...

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